The Frightening Reality Behind the Saying “The Feds Can Indict a Ham Sandwich”

Sabrena Morgan
3 min readDec 16, 2023

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In the world of law enforcement and criminal justice, there’s a phrase that’s been tossed around quite a bit: “The feds can indict a ham sandwich.” It’s often met with chuckles or seen as a humorous quip, but beneath the surface lies a rather unsettling truth. As a listener might laugh, I find it more chilling than amusing. The reason for this unsettling reality? Flawed criminal conspiracy laws.

Picture this: the power to indict someone resting on a few statements, making it easy for federal authorities to build a case that seems insurmountable. Ambitious prosecutors see this as an opportunity to shine, scoring high praise for their successful conviction rates. Yet, within this seemingly efficient system lies a recipe for disaster.

The ease with which indictments can be secured, often based on relatively minimal evidence, contributes to a justice system that’s anything but just. While this approach might make the job easier for federal law enforcement, it leaves room for abuse and miscarriages of justice.

It’s no secret that our prison system is bursting at the seams, overpopulated with individuals whose guilt may not be as solid as the conviction rates suggest. The push for higher conviction rates often overshadows the quest for actual justice, leading to a system where the end result — putting someone behind bars — matters more than the fairness of the process or the accuracy of the accusations.

Reforming these laws isn’t just a suggestion; it’s an urgent necessity. It’s time to reassess and overhaul the criminal conspiracy laws that allow for such easy manipulation of the justice system. We need a system that prioritizes fairness, and evidence-based indictments, and ensures that every individual has a fair chance to defend themselves in court.

Imagine a system where the burden of proof is substantial, where an indictment isn’t secured merely on the basis of a few statements. Imagine a system where the pursuit of truth and justice isn’t overshadowed by the ambition for high conviction rates. It’s not an impossible dream; it’s a necessary change.

This change doesn’t diminish the importance of law enforcement or prosecution. Instead, it ensures that their roles are carried out in a manner that upholds the principles of justice and fairness. It’s a call for balance, accountability, and for a system where the guilty are rightfully punished while the innocent are protected.

As citizens, it’s within our power to demand these changes. We can advocate for legislative reforms, support organizations striving for criminal justice reform, and push for a system that prioritizes integrity and fairness.

The saying, “The feds can indict a ham sandwich,” may have sparked laughter in some quarters, but it’s time we recognize the gravity behind those words. It’s time to ensure that our justice system serves not just the interests of law enforcement or ambitious prosecutors but the fundamental principles of fairness and truth. It’s time for change.

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Sabrena Morgan
Sabrena Morgan

Written by Sabrena Morgan

I started blogging from a Federal Prison and now I have come down from my Ivory tower to face the world…

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